A medium height white not very good looking pedophile who trys to pick up girls and ends up getting blocked oh and never gets of off the xbox.
jaden case is a pedophile
by landonthekoolkat August 28, 2019
jasper is a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH jasper case
by noodle woodle January 19, 2021
by dillehbob June 21, 2018
The most perfect, beautiful, amazing girl and you never wanna let her go and never stop kissing her soft lips and holding her close.
by Orange65 September 06, 2019
Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.
Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.
The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.
The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.
by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021
When your flatmate breaks in to everyone's room to leave shits in mysterious places, you then respond by taking a shitty pillow case and beating them with it. Thus a shitty pillow case
by Dick sleve October 08, 2018