It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
by Not Zane September 09, 2004
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when you feel like your bf/gf just carved you out of their life and ignores you
Dude last night kallie didnt answer her phone, she hasnt talked to me in like three days.

I guess she flug you a carved out life
by loveshermanbutsometimes... August 04, 2009
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