Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.
Cartman is an antisemitic that makes the issue funny for the moment
by Name Name173 March 21, 2008
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The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 04, 2005
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Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.
Cartman:Fuck you you dirty jewbag!!!

Kyle:Screw you!!!
by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 23, 2008
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Eric Cartman, who goes by Cartman, is possibly the funniest television character in history, and in my opinion, always will be. He is everything that is racist, stupid, ignorant, and wrong. He's also extremely fat. He hangs out with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick, and sometimes Butters. He is always making a new plan to make money or get revenge on someone. Some of his best known quotes are: "No kitty, that's my pot pie! NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY - MOOOOOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home". He uses the words "weak" and "sweet" a lot. He is spoiled by his slutty mother/father and whines to get anything he wants. His hobby is watching Terrance and Phillip while eating cheesy poofs, snacky cakes, pot pies, or powdered donut pancake surprise.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Stan: But Cartman, we're trying to-
Cartman: AH - Screw you guys, home.
by synyster44 September 01, 2009
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One whose ego is so big, they do mental gymnastics to make themselves a part of things and convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
You had nothing to do with that joke, Cartman!
by K. Brotha Flovski September 30, 2009
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A incredibly rude, arrogant, and cruel young boy. Generally will hang put with a single, small group of children that he will pretend to like, but just insults and humiliates them for entertainment. Any boy that can compared to Eric Cartman from South Park.
"Dude, my brother lit my neighbor's cat on fire. He's such a Cartman."

"I swear, that Cartman-kid is more racist then Jim Crow!"

""Hey, check out that Cartman stuffing his face! He looks like a pig!"
by BlackjackMack123 October 10, 2009
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Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.
Clyde: I've got better things to do.

Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.

Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

Clyde: No.

Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
by sdfghs November 02, 2014
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