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Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."
by Crispy June 15, 2006
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The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.
Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 29, 2005
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Eric Theodore Cartman, who generally goes by "Cartman," is one of the four central characters in the hit animated series South Park. He is 10 years old and is in fourth grade. Uncapped, Cartman has brownish hair that is combed over. He is overweight and has a double chin. He possesses many bad qualities in a person. Cartman is bigoted, anti-Semetic, racist, uncaring, lazy, and mean, thus making him a popular character in the series. His mother Lianne spoils him simply because he whines to get whatever he wants. In many episodes it indicates his ability to easily manipulate people. Cartman hates hippies, kyle, san fransisco, other jewish people, poor people, stan, and kenny. It is also hinted in an episode that cartman can't leave things unfinished as he has to finish singing the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx at an alarmingly fast rate. Throughout the series he has become more intelligent and mature. Trey Parker, co-creater of the series, does his voice. Cartman is my favorite character.
"Screw you guys, im goin home"
"whatever I"ll do whatever i want"
"kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Kyle:"Cartman! You fucking fat ass"
"No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."
by Ricky E August 17, 2006
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Eric Cartman. He is generally known simply as Cartman.

Eric Cartman is an extremely fat kid who lives in South Park, Colorado. His mother/father is known to be a slut, and he is one of four boys who star in a show called...

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Don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son-of-a-bitch!
by Ben Kenobi May 30, 2005
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Cartman is quite possible the most perfectly witty and intelligent cartoon character ever created. If one just looks past the blatant racism and accept that the use of cartman is to just mock everything bad about society, you'll find it quite funny.
Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
by FIZZLEnizzle August 11, 2006
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Eric Theodore Cartman is not only (easily) the best character on South Park, but one of the best characters in television history, and dare I say fiction.
by Adrian November 30, 2007
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Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.
Clyde: I've got better things to do.

Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?

Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.

Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?

Clyde: No.

Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
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