"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"
by Swagmoney69 January 20, 2016
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A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.
Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?
by Caribou Lou October 16, 2007
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The largest organisation giving people what they need!
“Damn, the Candy Cartel are active and giving people what they need
by daviddoner May 03, 2020
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When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back
Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel
by FUck TI December 29, 2018
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SoSa Cartel is a 'gang' or a group in the danish ghetto 'Vollsmose'

Formed by the kids in the ghetto
Where are you from?

Dude: SoSa Cartel (or just SoSa)
by Bugzyyy January 29, 2017
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A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.
I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.
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