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Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
by Speedog 2 November 12, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of pulling the condom over the testicles as well as the penis in order to enhance sexual pleasure or just for warmth. Some swimmers have also been known to use the carry on bag technique for better hydrodynamic movement.
Michael Phelps broke the world record again! but you could definitely tell he carry on bagged the shit outta that race.
Dude i heard jay brought a carry on bag while he was fuckin michelle and she loved it!
by bifold champion January 29, 2011
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Airliner lingo for someone who is pregnant or who has a baby.
Boy, dont mess with her, she's got a carry on!
by mabelmundane July 18, 2005
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