carpie

1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments

Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.

by antipatches3030 January 8, 2004

carpie

a boy someone loves

I love carpie

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Carpie

A fishy situation,

Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous

I got into a carpie thats why im late

Jordan seems kinda carpie

by uwuaca January 13, 2022

Carpy

A person who loses control easily many would say apelike. Carpys are scary creatures who like to prey on homosexuals.

Tour guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"

Tour Guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"

by Your Main Nigger Beater February 27, 2019

carpis

can also refer to a foul, offensive odor, reminiscent of a fish stapled to a corpse

Damn, it smells like carpis up in this piece, yo

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

carpy

good carp fishermen

nathaniel is carpy

by bjsf January 25, 2017