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carpets match the drapes
A
subtle
way of asking someone if their
pubes
match the
colour
of their hair.
Guy 1:"I've always
wondered
if
gingers
have red pubes"
Guy 2:"Just go ask
Edward
if the carpets match the drapes"
by
deathpoint9553
May 25, 2016
Get a
carpets match the drapes
mug for your barber Zora.