carpetmuncher

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

by lauren August 31, 2003

carpetmuncher

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

by ZZZZZZZZ September 6, 2007

carpetmuncher

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

by Neven Mrgan January 19, 2003

carpetmuncher

one who munches grungey hairy granny puss and enjoys the carpet burn he/she gets from the happening.

granny smiths grandson was a great carpetmuncher

by sin dolly December 22, 2003

carpetmuncher

my fucking gay ass room mate

my fucking roommate, stephanie, is a carpetmuncher. i caught her with her great grandmother

by raymond January 11, 2004

carpetmuncher

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

by mezzy April 30, 2003