When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."
by scrubadubtub September 06, 2016
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when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack
You see that hes got a black carpet
by BigkingLee December 11, 2015
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The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD February 04, 2012
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when you and your friends sit back and comment on anyone you see walking by
look at the fat chick with the shirt on that says "cutie"... seriously?
you see that dude's shoes? didn't know they still made L.A. Gear!!!
Sam and I were at the bar the other night, and we were red carpeting everyone that came through the door...
by knowledgeborn February 03, 2012
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The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'
Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'
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The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
by true MC December 08, 2008
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Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 November 19, 2015
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