Urban Dictionary: carpeting

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her

Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet

When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.

"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"

"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"

by JoJoCalvo October 06, 2016

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 08, 2017

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 08, 2021