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Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.
by Caddock February 03, 2007
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
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A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).
Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.
by Pears... October 13, 2005
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One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.
I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.
by David October 27, 2003
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