Urban Dictionary: carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Her carpet was well trimmed.

a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"

by KCtah October 25, 2003

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004

i'd say thats worth a carpet

by ashley clarke May 18, 2008