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The itchyness of one's gonads as though one has been fornicating on carpet.
Shit man, these undies have given me carpet balls.
by speech boy May 31, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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