some crazy bitch in a red coat that always seems to be missing.

the best place in the world. its a town in mexico thats 40 minutes south of cancun. its a lot better than cancun b/c theres a whole lot less tourists and the people are more friendly. good food and beaches and theres a walmart there too.
definately a place to go before you die.

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

The most breathtakingly beautiful person, whom once you see, you automatically feel that connection. That person whom you know to spend your entire life with. Most likely to injure u 😋. Absolutely the most caring person that you'll ever meet. Someone that you'll be lucky to wait your whole life for and even afterwards happily wait at the Golden Gates for. Someone who will take care of you and always look out for your best interests! Will love and fall In love that she'll make it impossible for you not to feel the same! She'll be your one true love and your Soul mate. For all eternity! I love you Carmen

Another word to describe stupidity.
An obese woman with an unbearable stench and horrible grammar; regularly pleases herself with large inanimate household objects. See also: stank pussy
Generally, Carmen is a mindless cunt that cannot learn to do simple daily tasks; usually do to a small brain.
Also, this person can have the trait of appearing to be nice, until you turn your back. See also: Two Faced

Fat annoying bitch