Carlyjo is usually defined as gorgeous, quiet, radiant, and optimistic. She has blonde hair and stunning dark blue eyes. She is shy but once you get to know her, she has a witty sense of humor. She can be insecure, but she doesn't usually show it. If you ever know a Carlyjo, you are the luckiest human on earth, once you know her, you never forget her. And her laugh is the best.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Carly jo is someone who is so cool that they make the other person shit in their pants. They are also very funny causing the above to occur (shitting)