The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
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the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe
by HarryJewberry October 03, 2011
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The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
by jtbillings June 21, 2011
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When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs
Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.
by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016
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The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.
Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.
by Tomato Head Ed October 20, 2006
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Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.
I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.
by Shawn Maglicic May 19, 2005
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