The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.
by Steve J November 24, 2005
The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
by DoutcheBag March 22, 2011
when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
by the-chronic-hygenic February 22, 2011
To card-swipe is to hold something between your butt cheeks when your hands are full in the similar motion of swiping a credit card.
by Jofin February 09, 2011
When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
by Swanksterama November 03, 2003
by chavo190 August 01, 2011
The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
by Fridgemusa February 20, 2006