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-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast
"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011
by ghosting July 20, 2011
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A fad-diet obsessed person who refuses to eat foods containing carbohydrates for fear of gaining weight.
Ellen was such a carbophobe, she would throw away the bread from her sandwiches.
by P Dunk April 28, 2008
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