CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
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George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni
by difdiffer February 04, 2010
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Someone who's family came from Italy, they are of royalty and tend to keep slaves to help there ever growing army
Wow, look at that Carboni
by Youalreadyknowmydude March 28, 2020
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what happens when you drink sprite (or other like substances) and your bitch is jockin' yo shit
my man got locked up for that carboniated shit and had to get into a regurgitationary program to get his ass off that shit!
by does it matter? May 02, 2003
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coke or soda pop. coming from the idea of it being carbonated water.
Charlotte: Hey do you want some carbony?

Taylor: Ya could you get me a Dr. Pepper.
by like a G June 30, 2009
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