when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

the hoe of the periodic table

(noun) the crystalline form of the element carbon, coveted by playas, pimps and hos; diamonds; ice; bling.

Slang for a firearm

The Slut of the Element World, Has 4 bonds at a time