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The Carbonated clothes dryer is a highly sophisticated technique used by men for extreme sexual pleasure.
A man must soak his flaccid reproductive organ in a glass of Pepsi for roughly 33 hours straight, and remove it once it he feels it has absorbed a decent amount of the beverage.
When the man gets aroused later on, he proceeds to insert his sugary, stained penis inside of his sexual partner's belly butten. Once he ejaculates, the semen will have a refreshing fizz.
"Soon I will no longer be physically capable of performing the carbonated clothes dryer."
-Bruce Jenner
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by Professor Kukui December 26, 2017
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