Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams November 9, 2008

Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.

When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.

by Ihatedk69 February 27, 2022

carbone

Italian last name. Popular in the tri state area.

Did you see that italian guy? no....o i thought it was carbone

by mark yalz January 10, 2008

carbonated

when someones eating out your ass and you fart on their face

(after carbonation) baby, you must be dr. pepper because youre carbonated!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

Carbone

To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.

"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."

by FrenchieHammer February 6, 2009

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carbone

An impressively large amount of work.
A waste of time.
A nuisance or annoyance
An inevitable event that you don't want to partake in.

"I have a carbone of a day today"
"all that paperwork was a carbone"

by youkilledkennyyoubastard September 22, 2009