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Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
by Solid Mantis I May 31, 2021
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The Car, which is also known as a Whip, Hooptie, or Panda, is used both for transportation and to convey thr status of one's standing within society. The car has proven useful for picking up Ho's, sharing one's music with the world around them, compensating for undersized appendages, or heading to the local drive-in for a bit of nookie. Around the world, each nationality has imparted it's own strengths and uniqueness to various renditions of the car and continued to push the boundaries of innovation. Latin America continues to show us that the term 'vehicle capacity' is only limited by one's imagination. The Chinese continue to break the limits of vehicle safety features as they unravel the mysteries of the turn signal. Rural communities have redefined vehicle valuation practices by emphasizing ride height; limiting payload only to the size of one's belt buckle; and producing black clouds of smoke in quantities that would make a power plant jealous. Inner city groups have advanced hypnotic, centrifugal wheel configurations that may unlock the secrets of both alternative power and time travel; vehicle portability; and security features - all while creating an underground, secondary market where the price of a vehicle is often defined solely upon the valuation of its blades (or rims). The car is arguably one of the greatest modern marvels of our time. Since its birth more than 100 years ago, one can only wonder what the next 100 years will entail.
Jim Bob's car is impressive and huge, though it gives the impression that he is insecure with the size of his package.
by BoogieFlake February 17, 2018
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A vehicle that should never replace basic human's ability of talking, and apologising
or rode on, after a person has become homeless, months on end, on the expense of another.
or rode on, after a person has become homeless, months on end, on the expense of another.
Bay: Shall we ride cars?
Bee: No, because KC is going broke, Karen is not a bigger person, she is just 145cm tall.
Bee: No, because KC is going broke, Karen is not a bigger person, she is just 145cm tall.
by publicownedhome March 12, 2021
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A vehicle with four wheels powered by an engine and is used to take people to different locations; Something you don't have!
by TheWokeStraight December 04, 2020