When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
by blackman002 August 18, 2014
when a male either blows a load, or pisses on a females face and then proceeds to flatulate on the females face.
by Matt August 25, 2005
When a guy hits a girl's g-spot and she catches the Triz in a bucket and throws it in his face and says "carwash!"
Is your guy misbehavin'? Take him to the carwash and clean him up!
(It's like the retaliation to Spiderman, only more intense.)
(It's like the retaliation to Spiderman, only more intense.)
by UWOeng October 01, 2006
by ronaldoc November 02, 2008
by andrew March 21, 2005
while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.
damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.
by thee hammer October 08, 2007
Apr 25 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
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- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
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- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
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- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
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- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
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