Exco Car Wash

A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires

She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Car Wash

Oral Sex performed in a car

This blonde gave me a car wash in the parking lot of Wendys

by ronaldoc November 3, 2008

Oklahoma car wash

The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.

No Letiscia, I stink because an "Oklahoma car wash" is all I can afford right now.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 20, 2006

Taco car wash

after you cum in your girl; she slides her dripping pussy all over you.

Had to have a hot shower after I got a Taco car wash from my girl.

by AandS October 5, 2014

nigger car wash

When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.

After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.

Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"

Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"

by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008

Cock Car Wash

A girl that is blindfolded walks straight, as multiple men swing and dab their penis' on her. At the end, when the hot wax is being used, that is when she gets bukkaked and covered in white man sauce. Then you buff her with your pubes, leaving her shining like new.

Oh man, last night's party was awesome. I can't believe Keri went through with the cock car wash.

by Bwhereru April 9, 2010

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 10, 2006