When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.
Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee
by blackman002 August 18, 2014
by ronaldoc November 02, 2008
by andrew March 21, 2005
while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.
damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.
by thee hammer October 08, 2007
A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires
She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 14, 2020
The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 20, 2006
When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.
After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.
Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"
Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"
Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"
Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"
by KlapMoneyMillionare January 27, 2008