by Thadeus January 28, 2008
Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.
After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.
by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009
by USAF Cadet September 01, 2021
Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
by AKA(Imodium) January 25, 2010
another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
by xander torres July 10, 2008
A sexual act in which the male performs a reverse titty fuck so his ass and balls are over her face. The males balls then rub up and down her face making the motion of machines cleaning a car at a car wash.
by original car wash September 05, 2008