After you dropped that cellphone in the pool, I'm sure it is caput!
Tupac..... spelled backwards.....caput

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

Don't use caput in a sentence; it's obsolete. Kaput with a 'k' means broken, not caput.

Damn that Is Microwave Smells. Is it Caputs?