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'Captain Jack' is the name given to a lad that 'harpoons' the 'Kracken' courageously and lives to tell the tale.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
While they don't tend to remember the details in their toxicated state, others thoughtfully remind 'Captain Jack' of his adventures.
Usually quite often, in a banterous manner, dependent on the ferocity and ugliness/fatness of the Kracken. Being called Jack is also a factor.
Can be found at the same party as a 'chundersaurus rex'.
- 'Captain Jack! How're you feeling?'
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
- 'Whaaat?'
- 'Captain Jack? Y'know, you seriously harpooned the Kracken last night. So brave.'
- 'What are you on? I'm still hanging mate.'
- 'Ha, YOU BONED A FUGLY SLUT'
- 'Fuck.' (or other suitable expletive)
by 925ale November 28, 2011
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A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.
that sam over there is a captain jack.
by captain-planet! May 05, 2005
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A very feared pirate that is known for his pet t-dogg and his ways with women the captain knows no fears and is been described as the most wicked pirate to ever walk round college he wears glasses and rusty sword and a ugly hat he owns to slaves that r nicknamed pineapple head and vinurity.
by jv:D March 05, 2011
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A German eurodance duo from the 90s that consisted of Franky G, and Liza De Costa. They created music that was based on military training. (Crowd call-backing.)
They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
They still continue to make music to this day, but they use modern EDM instead of classic Eurodance. They are not the same due to having numerous replacements, along with the main member, Franky G passing away in 2005 due to kidney failure.
Franky G; Hey-oo Captain Jack!
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
*crowd repeats.*
Franky G: Bring me back to the railroad track!
*crowd repeats.*
by Justicewithtacosandweed December 14, 2019