The person that wants to jam a dildo up your ass when you are passing seated people at the movies

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.