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a person who for reasons only known to himself can live for 17 years on crabsticks alone. he realy likes them
jordan stop eating those crapsticks or you'll turn into captain crabsticks
by the one and only kyle January 18, 2005
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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