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A blonde, redneck guy name Andrew who loves fidget spinners. He always cancels plans and sends people pictures of his pee to manifest how hydrated he is. He likes to say that he is thicc often. He also thinks pendejo is a hot sauce.
Captain autism actually drove to chick fil a, not to meet me.
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by gottablast675 July 22, 2017
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