"How many times more capsaicin does a habañero have than a jalapeño?"

CLuck-U Chicken's famous 911 sauce it made of pure capsaicin.

Charlie: Well, I was born without the genetics to handle capsaicin which is the active component in hot sauces and peppers, so when I get capsaicin my body just shuts down and goes into overdrive, it's a disaster.

codemiko: Wait you actually... is it like an allergic reaction?

Charlie: Yeah, it's a medical condition, it's out of my control is what it is.

codemiko: Are you just a pussy?

Charlie: No, no no no, I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerant.

codemiko: So a pussy.

"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"

"im capsaicin intolerant"
"so you're a pussy?"

You know Charlie over there is a Capsaicin Intolerant as he can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

jim - "yo did you hear that critikal is Capsaicin Intolerant?"
dave - "nah he just a pussy"