Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.
Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!
by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010
A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.
by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003
marx became popular because of capitalism, which sold his books, not socialism, which took them away.
by sorry can't give you that February 24, 2008
A system of poltical, social, and economic organization, in which, physical force is barred from human relationships. To the extent that it has been tried, its results have been amazing. I am typing this on a computer made by the capitalist system, for instance.
While there has been no example of pure capitalism, America at certain times in history was close, and Hong Kong has been close to pure capitalism. Notice the level of economic develop of these places under capitalism.
by Drew Rawlings January 2, 2004
Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.
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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.
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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.
by HiroiUmiCara February 4, 2018
by Bacon is good July 20, 2015
by Reneeeeeeeeeeee August 27, 2006