1. Any stereotypical xbox live kid. Who is ~ 15 years of age, always rants about how bad his life sucks, etc.

2. A brooding teenage child who turns to video games like halo, and cuts his wrists. And in the end still thinks hes a cool cat.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.