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Irritability caused by a situation that prevents one from having the opportunity to masturbate.
When relatives came to visit, Joe found himself unable to get any privacy and became increasingly cantwankerous.
by ladydady October 19, 2015
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Frustration or irritability resulting from the inability to masturbate on account of a lack of privacy or opportunity.
Frank had relatives in town and was growing increasingly can't-wank-erous.
by ladydady October 22, 2015
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