A cantus traditionally involves drinking alot of beer while singing Dutch, German and English song. It's structure can differ from time to time but is usually themed like a fraternity initiation ceremony with punishments meant to get freshman wasted. The biggest sin being loosing the codex.
by Vantomas August 27, 2017
Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.
by Her next man May 21, 2021
A male either between the ages of 16 or 19. usually laid back. but has a thing for giant cock. He's mexican and he likes to fuck sheep.
Jack:Did you hear about that farmer/ rapist they found in kentucky?
Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.
Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.
by Shinfo May 11, 2009
The act of having sex doggie style, while the female gives oral sex to another member. This other member could be male or female. To Hommerro Cantu properly the female should be elevated, i.e. up on a table or bed, thus enableing the two other members to be able to stand in perfect unison with the anus/vagina, and the mouth. While on a bed the female should be positioned at the foot or head of the bed, not in the middle. Some say that to end a perfect Hommerro Cantu, the giving members must vomit on the back of the Doggie styled female.
While I was tagging this chick from behind, she mentioned to me that she wanted a Hommerro Cantu with her sister as the third member. The sister took it to a new level when she stuck her fingers down her throat and blew chunks on her own sisters back.
by Randy Bobandy May 11, 2006
Handsome, sexy, funny, caring and genuine. Water parts when as he moves forward, clouds turn to sunshine when he gazes into the sky. Women uncontrollably gravitate towards him and bask in his presence. Undeniably he is the man. He is Tom Cantu.
Tom Cantu
by cantu February 04, 2010
by Danhotgirl101 May 01, 2019