Joe: Where you from man
Bill: You already know man i throw up them C's cause im from the 'CAN' Cantonment brah.
Bill: You already know man i throw up them C's cause im from the 'CAN' Cantonment brah.
by Robby Snitter May 06, 2007
To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.
"He totally Cantoned that joke."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"
Example 2:
Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."
by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004
Ay te wacho en mi canton al rato ese.
Anoche se escucharon puros cuetazos afuera de mi canton ese.
Guarda la merca en tu canton ese.
Anoche se escucharon puros cuetazos afuera de mi canton ese.
Guarda la merca en tu canton ese.
by elFantasmaEncabronado June 12, 2009
Canton is a small but crazy ass city up in ohio it simply stands for
C-Crazy
A-Ass
N-Niggas
T-Trippin
O-Over
N-Nothing
True fact
C-Crazy
A-Ass
N-Niggas
T-Trippin
O-Over
N-Nothing
True fact
by Morice LaMar July 10, 2008
Canton is one of the higher populated city in ohio and also one of the roughest. Poeople claim that its infested with "hicks" sorry people. All the amish and hillbillies left to go to places like dover and wooster. Whats really in canton is ofcourse the Pro Football Hall of Fame which everyone knows about and a few unheard of factories, not really important. downtown is shitty because most houses are boarded up and crack heads live there. There are also plenty of gangs and hearing about a shoting or robery isnt ever a shock or surprise. Canton has some of the ruddest people ever, but it also has some great people.
by Ausmosis February 02, 2006
DRAgg1NG MY BODY UP TH3 H1LL TO M1 CANTON;TH3 BAR'S F1V3 M1NUT3S AWAY BUT 1T TOOK M3 AN HOUR TO G3T HOM3.
by T3ARDROPS X3X3 May 01, 2004
Canton, Ohio is full of different minorities, but mostly blacks. It is the home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But it's also a really fucked up city, filled with drug dealers and delinquents. Just go into the south west end and it's full of street drug dealers and whores that live in blue houses. This city is crazy! If you wanna get shot go live in the south west end, but if you wanna get jumped go to the north west end.
La'risha: "Where you get yo drugs gurl?"
La-a: "Canton, they got da best drug dealas eva!"
La'risha: "Right I heard bout dat!"
La-a: "Canton, they got da best drug dealas eva!"
La'risha: "Right I heard bout dat!"
by Baddest Bxtch January 19, 2011