definition short for cantonese

slang canto = cantonese

An actual known name for Canterbury shorts. Many people have never heard of Cantos before, these people are either deaf or behind the times.

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.

When a Cantonese female storms off without stopping, looking, talking or making any effort.

Sex with a cantonese female in multiple positions, usually involving lots of doggystyle, spooning, legs on shoulders and clit rubbing, but not much female on top, cowgirl, reverse or squatting because they can be lazy fuckers.

The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips