by Bobthelobster March 7, 2022
A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.
~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.
by getmyshovel January 19, 2010
A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.
by Sanjay claus December 20, 2016
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
by djro May 10, 2006
When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
by booblips1236 October 29, 2012
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
by biggerspeck May 4, 2007