The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
by Ozzy Coke January 16, 2011
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by -mojo November 10, 2020
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(n) a penis
I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.
by Fwerp December 10, 2020
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by Breezy1991 June 02, 2018
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Using toilet paper or the like to line the bowl of an aircraft toilet so that the turds slide down the hole when flushed without leaving chunks of shit stuck to the sides.
The Captain didn't build a SHIT CANOE and now we need maintenance to report to the forward lav with a chisel!
by Tesax May 09, 2021
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