A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick March 26, 2018
A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong
by ottertots_ November 11, 2020
Billy: I was yanking the can last night
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
by Goatboijay May 23, 2018
by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017
A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.
My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.
by FoxyFlare June 16, 2021
What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.
+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.
by DamienGrey September 29, 2019