n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.
Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.
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noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain
by Blackmac November 24, 2003
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1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.
1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!
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Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.
Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*
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When someone will kick someones ass.
Neil: Greg why are you so fat,
Greg: Want me to open up a can of woop ass on you???
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What you say when your about to beat the shit outta somebody.
If you don't get outta my face, I'm gonna open up a can of whup ass on you.
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