When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.
My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.
by Twin Brother Darkness April 29, 2016
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it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by ghost L March 30, 2021
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its where the person is so fat, that they have a layer of fat drooping over their cankles forming the shape of a cup cake.
look at the cup cankles on that fat lady!

hey dude, cover up your cup cankles.
by The Iraqi Beef March 07, 2011
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The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.
What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.
by mayhemite! January 20, 2011
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The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)
wow look at her cankle meat!!!
by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020
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One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.
Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.
by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008
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