To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.
Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
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Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.
You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!
by Pursuit Of Destiny July 07, 2010
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Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.
“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”
by The canemaster January 05, 2018
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British slang for stoned, i.e. the effect you get from inhaling marijuana fumes. Recommended.

Other variations include mashed, blazed and 'totally out of it dude'.
"Mate, I'm well caned."
by daveeee July 13, 2004
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if something hurts, it canes.
"I have a back ache, it really canes."
by Dan Knowles February 28, 2008
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Look, mother fucker, don't pour the cane! We need to save that for the sluts, remember? ...Sick fucking fiend.
by ignorant mofo June 02, 2003
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To be caned -to be beaten at something by a large amount.
To cane - to beat by a lot, win by large amount.
Obama caned that election.
by rolleson November 05, 2008
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