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To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.
Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.
You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!
by Pursuit Of Destiny July 07, 2010
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As seen on many porn sights, a form of porn popular in japan that involves japanese men slapping or punching japanese girls' titties repeatedly, very hard.
Guy 1: Hey, why is he slapping her boobs?
Guy 2: Some weird type of porn called caning...
by Dr. Kazoo August 08, 2010
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What your old man would used to do to you whenever you were misbehaving.
Me, when I was 8 years old: *reaches for a lighter*

Pa: Boy, if I see you play with that lighter yer gonna get a good caning later
by UltimateDoge April 02, 2020
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Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.
Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine
by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021
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The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.
My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”
by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021
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