A severely curved penis that resembles a traditional candy cane.
Last time I hooked up with Tom he meat-hooked me with his candy cane!
by astrobia00 January 23, 2007
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A drink ordered at a bar, pub, or club that consists of one shot of tequila, preferably of low-shelf quality, that is followed up by half a shot of peppermint schnapps.

Prior to drinking, participants shout "Feliz Navidad!" and clink glass 1 (tequila) with right hand. Glass 1 is consumed and shooting of glass 2 (peppermint schnapps) follows immediately with left hand. Afterward, drinkers shout, "Salud!" and offer high-fives all around.

The Mexican Candy Cane is seasonal and some places won't make it year-round.
"Mexican Candy Canes all around!"
"Feliz Navidad!"
...
"Salud!"
by SundayParty December 17, 2008
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the act of driving around during the Christmas season and stealing plastic candy canes from peoples' yards
"Dude I'm so tired. I was out all last night candy caning with friends. My trunk is full."
by chottpocket December 19, 2011
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Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.
Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.
by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011
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When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it
Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean
by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017
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The act of mixing blood and cum into a coca-cola bottle, freezing it and preceding to suck on it as you would a Popsicle.
Joe: u want a candy cane lane?

Henry: sure!

Joe: here

Henry: yay my fav
by Y2784 November 25, 2013
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During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 02, 2009
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