Usually something you get from watching Jake Paul's videos. It's something every Jake Paul fans have. I would seek medical attention immediately if you watch one of his videos. Call 911 for emergency.
Person 1: It's everyday bro!
Person 2: Do you have cancer?
by Theurbandic October 30, 2017
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An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.
Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.
by jr April 09, 2004
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Cancer is a disease that you can get from anything. It sucks! Fortanutely, Caillou is a victim of this plague, which is why US hasn't found a cure..
Dad: Caillou don't go to school! The are there can give U cancer!
Caillou: Ok, if u say so.
Dad: Wait, NRM GO TO SCHOOL YOU ALREADY GOT CANCER AND I DONT WANT YOUR SPOILED ASS IN MY HOUSE! GO GET ADOPTED BY ANOTHER FAMILY AGAIN!
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Cancer is a class of diseases or disorders characterized by uncontrolled division of cells and the mass of these cells invade other tissues, either by direct growth into adjacent tissue through invasion or by implantation into distant sites by metastasis (in which cancer cells are transported through the blood or lymphatic system).

There is a number of cures and mechninisims for cancer. these include; chemotherapy, radiotherapy, surgey, steriods
as well as many other experimental drugs.
There are a wide number of chemotherapy drugs, there is not one chemotherapy to treat all cancers.
cancer is a terrible disease, but it is not a death scentence. People think there is no cure for cancer but there is. Many people are living and recovering from cancer. That is the mistake people make, there is a cure for cancer, there is. Do not be scared of cancer, not all cases end heatbreak.
by sarah-3-2321 June 11, 2006
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cancer

1. A deadly disease that is caused by anything and can kill anyone. It comes in diffrent types of forms like lukemia(blood)ovarian,breast,lung,and just about anywhere else

2. A zodiac sign repersented by the crab and runs from June 21-July 22
1.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2.Some dude at party: Your a Cancer!

Some girl at party: Yep

Some dude at party: I'm a Sagittarius, let's fuck.
by Your Mom in a bikini July 08, 2006
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