One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.
My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!
by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005
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Parents who smoke cigarettes around their children.
Nick: I can't breathe in my own home!
Tony: Why not?
Nick: Cancerents T_T
by Cybapa December 06, 2009
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The way something is or an act, something very stupid.
That dude just ate his own skin.
Bro, that video is cancerous! Shut the hell up!
by BestDefinitionWriter April 22, 2016
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Someone that's radiating with stupidity
Johnny is so cancerous that almost every one hates him.
by Beastmode1386 October 28, 2017
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cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.
i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer
by badass bitch 😽 June 26, 2020
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Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
by Cheetos_017 March 12, 2019
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