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An illness that is similar to AIDS: far too profitable to cure.
Dr. Jack: My colleagues and I pretend that we do not know how to cure cancer so we can keep our million dollar homes, fancy boats, and BMW's.
by meg323 July 19, 2010
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a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.
holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.
by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009
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1. A disease that some humans contract. The few of them are breast, prostate or lung cancer.

2. Astrological sign for those born between June 21- July 23.
1. Billy's mother told him to stop smoking but being the usual stubborn bastard he is, he would not listen to her. Years later, he was diagnosed with lung cancer.

2. Us Cancer people is known to be very intuitive.
by ??? June 12, 2003
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