Caillou: Mommy, why don't I have hair?
Mom: You have cancer, YEET!
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Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.


Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
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A disease caused by everything.
Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!
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4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.
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Term for White People; Cancer causes the face to become white, and the blood to drain away.
Person on Xbox: "you deserve to get hung from a tree, n****r".
Response from other person: "shut your ignorant, racist ass the fuck up. You ain't nothing but a white Cancer".
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Fourth sign of the Zodiac. From June 22 to July 22.
The Cancer person is: fearless, tenacious, retentive, resourceful, self-contained, very defensive, family- and home-oriented, intuitive, honest, generous, humorous, traditional, perceptive, emotional, loving, shrewd, proud, sensitive, protective, nurturing, cautious, helpful, purposeful, wise, easily flattered, hard-working, romantic, imaginative, security-oriented, very sexual, nurturing, warm, sympathetic, patriotic, sentimental, caring, and extremely protective of loved ones, and very innocent.

The Cancerian is prone to being changeable or moody, hyper-sensitivite, touchy, patriotic, clingy and unable to let go, tenacious, devious, dominating, secretive, coldness, madness, overcritical or harshness, blunt, ruthless, suspicious, jealous, quick-tempered, violent, volatile, controlling, depressive, deceitful, lacking in stability, manipulative, aloof, dogmatic, eccentric, boastful, reckless, over-dramatic and somewhat arrogant.
Cancers can have problems coming out of their shell. THey're often times reffered to as the "snail" human.
I am a Cancer.
Opposite signs: Capricorn
Compatible: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
50/50: Aries
Incompatible: Aquarius, Libra
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